The tea party extorting the government at the loss of the people, an act that doesn’t hurt them or cost them a dime, is like starving your child to get back at your spouse (who told you that they were going to give some other food to other children) and then claiming you “Took one for the team” when they die. You’re not patriotic. You are worst kind of people and the only kind of terrorists.
Facebook’s relationship status is so vague. They should have, single, happily single, and in my case “extremely involuntarily single.”
Common exclamation- “You should learn to be a man!”
Best reply- “You should learn to be a corpse.”
Anonymous said: you are foxxxxxy :)
Well thank you but I always saw myself more as a wolf person :]
That’s the thing about fetish parties, you don’t need to take pictures, the bruises will bring it all back to you.
tumblrbot said: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?
Snakes and chocolate.